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Friday, July 17, 2009

Friday linkage II

Toy With Me
"Forty-something and betrothed to my high school sweetheart, I’ve been incredibly fortunate to be smitten for so long. If there was a Gardener’s Anonymous, I would be president. I’m addicted to watching magnificent blooms come to life as the fruit of my labour. My reviews are thorough and uninhibited, and written by someone having a heck of a lot of fun, so I hope they inform and entertain you."

Thinking Awritten
"Mother, lover, friend, queer, femme"

The Red Sneaker Diaries
"My online heaven where I can shamelessly perfect my written words. My zone on anonymity - where I can confess anything! It’s really quite fantastic.Me: The author of these diaries. In life I am an eternal student, and also forever a teacher. I dream of as life as a writer but I never want to stop teaching and learning."

The Perverted Negress
"it ain’t just the hair that’s kinky"

The Outspoken Clitic
"I’m a perpetual student who is exploring her sexuality and hoping to give others some good information in the process. (I’ve also found this to be really fun procrastination. Just sayin’.) I’m a descriptions reviewer at Eden Fantasys. I also review for Babeland, PinkCherry.com, and Vibrator.com."

The lustful quality of watching her erotic demise
"I've never been able to escape the entrancing effect of corrupting the feminine creature."

The Fat One in the Middle
"Foxy feminist fat girl has sex, marries high school boyfriend, has children, renounces God, and develops hard-core science fetish. In that order."

The Edge of Vanilla
"My wife, (Mrs. Edge) and I are (mostly) happily married. We have a (mostly) vanilla relationship, although we do venture off into interesting territories."

The Descent
I’m-
* young
* beautiful
* intelligent
* irreverent
* opinionated
* accomplished
* a worthless piece of shit dumb cunt

The Coquitten
"Coquitten – (noun) a mash-up of “coquette” and “kitten”, two sexually charged words which also express an air of naïvety or innocence. Coquette, as in a woman who flirts with men (lightheartedly) to gain admiration and affection, and kitten, as in sex. Pronounced as if it were spelled cockitten, and a good way to remember that is that this Coquitten likes cock. A lot."

Previous linkage: 07/10/09

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Lace HNT

I spent last Friday night at a friend's house. She lives with her mom, but she had gone away for the weekend. Since they don't have accommodations for guests, I was relegated to her mother's bed with the warning to not "defile" it. My friend knows me all too well. I didn't defile it, but I did have to sleep in nothing but my panties because the room was very warm and only had a weak fan for air. Her mom had just bought a new sheet set, and I broke it in that very night. I was drunk when I crawled into bed, and one of my last thoughts was of taking pictures for HNT. When I awoke the next morning, I remembered my plan and hastily executed it. I'm not a lace wearing sort of girl, so this is a rare treat for you guys. Happy HNT!

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View more HNT: Views from the Back Row & ...The Other HNT

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Fine bi me too! DVD review

I've made it clear on this blog before that I'm not a big fan of porn, at least not of the professional kind. Granted, most of my exposure has been free clips online, but I have viewed a few full-length movies. And now I've seen another courtesy of Adam & Eve: Fine Bi Me Too! I like gay male, lesbian, and hetero porn, so why not combine the three in a bisexual genre? Yes, please!

Running time: 107 minutes (including bonus features)

Each scene is preceded by an introduction by a naked (what else?) Rod Barry in a hot tub stroking himself. I imagine he's supposed to come off as sexy and inviting, but I just find him and his line delivery goofy. Thankfully, each intro doesn't last long.

The first scene features Barry and Victoria Sweet. I was a bit confused when I saw it because it's a straightforward (pun not intended) hetero scene. Barry set it up as a supposed romantic piece. Apparently, romantic equals a nude guy with a hard-on drinking champagne with the girl. After a few kisses, they quickly get down to business. Cock sucking, pussy eating, and hetero intercourse commences. Like I said, it's a very straightforward (pun now intended) scene. It's not great, but it's not bad, either. Barry's a vocal guy and I like that.

The next scene gives the viewer their first taste of the DVD's concept. It's also a scene that had me rolling my eyes and cracking up. From what I gathered, the premise is a young male/female (Raul & Kylie G. Worthy) couple who are about to embark upon the first threesome with another male (Kyle McDermott) who's a friend of the girl's. And (for now) strictly gay. Upon meeting said friend, the boyfriend makes the homophobic remark of how normal the guy seems--you know, for a gay guy. The line would have been more believable if the speaking actor didn't sound like a gay valley girl. I'm just saying.

Inhibitions are quickly shed and the boys get to work on each other while the female feeds them grapes and kisses each guy in turn. Yes, really. As with a lot of movies, the scene requires you to suspend disbelief if you are to truly enjoy it. It's still amazing how quickly and how well the straight guy takes to sucking a guy's cock, and how talented the gay guy is at eating pussy. In fact, he seems better at it than the *cough* straight guy. The scene culminates in the girl being fucked by her boyfriend while he's getting fucked by the gay dude. Overall, it didn't really do much for me. I mean, I did get aroused because I was watching naked people do naughty things to each other no matter how badly acted it was. But I certainly didn't think about the scene while I was getting off.

The third scene isn't much better. Two men (Jason Crew & Mark Woods) and two women (Honey Best & Staci Thorn) are seen playing a poker game. Chips are thrown down and one of the dudes wins. Naturally, this segues into the girls making out while the guys watch. Yeah. The guys become aroused watching the display (no, really?) and quickly shed their heterosexuality and get it on with each other, albeit seemingly awkwardly. The genders stick together for some time before it evolves into a foursome. You all can guess how it goes from here.

The last scene is my favorite and that is due solely to Barry and Ariana Jollee. Jollee brings in Barry to initiate young Brant Moore into guy-on-guy action after getting him warmed up herself. I like this scene the best because Barry and Ariana appear to actually be enjoying themselves. They laugh, joke and smile a lot, and you get the impression that they're buddies or something similar off-camera. Jollee is a rather vocal dirty girl and I like her presence. She seems like a wicked and wild girl who LOVES sex, and the online research that I've done on her confirms this. A particularly interesting bit involves the boys and a large double dildo.

As for production values (it's an Adam & Eve effort), everything is well lit, but there are moments of odd editing. Example: One second you're watching the stars and the next you're staring at a vase filled with flowers. Yeah, odd. The music is typical porn fare. In the last scene only, I noticed a couple of times where the footage and dialogue were looped to (I guess) prolong the scene. You may not notice it, but I've got an ear and eye for that sort of thing.

The ample bonus features include a gallery, bonus scene, behind-the-scenes featurette, trailers for other adult DVDs, the stars' photoshoot and Adam & Eve web info. I enjoyed the gallery because there's a lot of great pictures that aren't hampered by bad acting. The music ain't half bad, either. The photoshoot is for the gallery photos, and it's interesting seeing the actors take direction and pose.

The bonus scene involves a female candy striper, another female and a guy in a hospital gown. It's mostly girl-on-girl action, but at one point the candy striper dons a strap-on and fucks the guy, the only action of that sort on the DVD. There's not much to say about the trailers other than there are several, and the web info section just tells you how to find Adam & Eve online.

I'll most likely watch it again, if only for the final scene and the bonus features. If Fine Bi Me Too! sounds like a porn DVD you'd like to own, you can pick yours up at Adam & Eve. While you're there, why don't you pick up some adult sex toys, too?

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Belated Microfantasy Monday #36


I conceived the idea for this fantasy the other day, but I couldn't get it to gel in my head. I originally thought that it was going to be more humorous, and while the concept is a bit funny, this turned out more like a porn storyline. At least that's what it seems like to me.

At 732 words it's not exactly micro, and truth be told I'm pretty sure I could make this a full-length piece of smut. And I may just yet.

As always, Microfantasy Monday was created by Ang of Sweltering Celt. This week's theme is: Espionage.

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When I came to, I made the groggy realization that I was in an empty room. Empty save for me and the chair that I’m tied to. Wait, tied?! What the—?

As my head begins to clear I remember walking home after work. And then I remember arms around me and a hand pressing a handkerchief to my mouth. Shit. But why would someone want to kidnap me?


Ah, Sharon, I see you are awake now.

That voice. I know that fucking voice. Sounding weaker than I’d hoped to, I identify my captor.

William? William Bennett? Are you fucking kidding me?

I stare in disbelief at my rival from New Millennium Toys.

Mm. You know I don’t kid, Sharon. You must be wondering what you’re doing here.

Ya think?

Good, my voice was getting stronger with each moment.

You know, I never cared for your sarcasm .There’s a lot I never cared for about you. But I digress. I’ll lay it all out for you, Sharon. We’ve kidnapped you because we want to know the top secret material that Lush Love Toys has been working on. Oh, don’t look so surprised, Sharon. We’ve heard the rumors of bright young scientists working day and night over some hush-hush project. We might even have a spy or two in your organization.

I repeat: Are you fucking kidding me, Bennett? We manufacture sex toys, for crying out loud! What’s with the guerilla tactics? Do you even know what kind of sentence kidnapping carries? And spies? This ain’t the fucking CIA, in case you hadn’t noticed.

The slap is unexpected and rocks my head to the side. I feel the pain shoot through my head and I know a headache will be starting soon.

I never cared for your vulgarity, either.

I growl and lunge at him, ineffectually straining at the ropes that bind me.
Calm down, Sharon. You’re not getting out of here until we get what we want.

What makes you think I know anything?

Oh, I don’t know. Could it be because you’re Lush Love’s star employee? Or maybe it’s because you’re fucking one of the scientists. Yes, we know all about that.

You sonofabitch! You’ve been spying on me?! I’m not going to tell you a fucking thing, Bennett, so just let me go now and I’ll consider not pressing charges!

Oh, but you will, Sharon. Have you heard of truth serum?

He brandishes a needle and my eyes widen in response.

No! No, fucking way, Bennett! This is insane!

Mm. Yes, I suppose it is. But New Millennium needs what Lush Love has. No doubt you know we’ve been suffering from poor sales of late. A new material will be the perfect antidote to our poisonous troubles. Either you tell me of your own accord or I’ll have no choice but to inject you with the serum.

Go fuck yourself, asshole!

Very well.

I begin struggling against the ropes again as he makes his way toward me.

Bennett…Bennett!! Don’t fucking do this!!

The second slap rocks me even harder than the first and a second later I feel the needle enter my arm. Within moments I can feel the serum’s effects hitting my central nervous system. A few minutes later and I know I can now do nothing but tell the truth.

Bennett looks up from the watch on his wrist.

The serum has had enough time to work. Now all that’s left is to ask questions and record your answers.

He stops abruptly and gives me a long considering look. His face splits into a wide grin.

First, I want to test a theory that I’ve long held. We’ve known each other, what—five years, Sharon? We hated each other from the moment we laid eyes on each other. Bitter rivals who are the star employees of their respective companies. So, it only makes sense that we would be…attracted to each other. Don’t you think?

My eyes widen again and I can’t even shake my head in the negative. The serum won’t let me.

You want me to fuck you, don’t you, Sharon?

I press my lips together to stop the word that threatens to escape my mouth. All that comes out is a grunt.

Hmm? What was that Sharon? I couldn’t hear you. I’ll ask once more: You want me to fuck you, don’t you, Sharon?

…Yes.

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Pleasurists #37

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #36? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #38? Submit it here before Sunday July 19th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Outlaw Leather’s The Fix by Beautiful Dreamer

    • It also works very nicely for when he has already came multiple times and I still want more- I strap this on him, set him in a chair, and fuck myself silly. He enjoys watching me get off, I enjoy the intimacy I still feel by being connected to him, and I have my blissful orgasms.

    Editor’s Note: Not only is this a wonderful review, as always, from Beautiful Dreamer, but just recently my girlfriend and I were remarking how we needed to try a thigh harness and so of course there was not one but two thigh harness reviews in this week’s list, gotta love when things like that happen. I hadn’t seen The Fix before, and it’s a gorgeous product worthy of this great review.

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Layaspot review

Although my masturbatory preference is clitoral plus penetrative stimulation, I'm always willing to give strictly clitoral vibrators a chance. I knew I wanted to try the Layaspot from the moment I laid eyes on it. It's perfectly designed to follow the curve of the mons and to press against the clit.

Here's what it looks like inside its packaging:

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Made of elastomed (basically an elastomer), it's easy to clean, but bear in mind that it is splashproof and not waterproof. Remember to always remove the batteries before cleaning, and either be careful when getting it wet or use a toy cleaner. The Layaspot takes 2 AAA batteries which are not included. Unscrew the cap to insert batteries:


Fun Factory manufactures the Layaspot and just like with every toy they make, it comes with instructions and a sample of their Body fluid lovegel lube:



See this area?

That's where the concentration of vibrations are, and the area you'll probably want to press against your clit. However, you can experiment with different placements to find what works for you. There are two soft touch keys (plus and minus) that control the vibrations.


To turn it on you'll need to press the plus button for about a second, and then you'll hear the motor kick in. It has multiple speeds that you can either press through one at a time or you can hold down the buttons to either increase or decrease the speed. There are also pulsations that require more persistent pressing. It's a very quiet vibe even at its highest setting, so you don't have to worry about it being heard through walls.

The initial slow speed made my Layaspot a bit rattly sounding. It smoothed out once I began increasing the vibes and it's highest setting is rather strong. Those are my favorite kind of vibes, but it was also fun starting off subtle before kicking it into high gear. The Layaspot is very efficient and gets the job done. I came a few times with it alone and it's also great in addition to penetration. It's small, quiet, powerful, convenient, perfectly curved and it gets the job done. What more could you ask for?

The Layapsot is so good, in fact, that I gave it to a friend whose only toy had given out and isn't able to afford something new. She prefers clitoral to penetrative stimulation, and though she actually prefers stronger vibes she said the Layaspot has worked wonderfully for her. As you can see above, I have the candy/violet color, but Tabutoys.com also carries the red/silver and turquoise/magenta colors. Of course, they also carry other types of vibrators and sex toys, so head on over there and pick up the Layaspot and other goodies!

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Friday, July 10, 2009

Friday linkage

This is the beginning of a regular feature. If you haven't noticed, I've got a long list of blogs tucked away into my own. I don't think they get enough exposure that way, so I've decided that every Friday I will give 10 blogs the spotlight. I'll provide the link to their blog and a snippet about the blog in the blogger's own words. Please take the time to visit these blogs (if you don't already) and maybe even show some love via comments.

Working my way in reverse alphabetical order, I present to you the first 10:

X-Ray Introductions
"Hello there. I’m Arron Leone. In my head I’m a 14 year old boy, but in real life, I’m in my 20’s and I still have all of my girlish parts (cringe). But anyway…

"To pass the time, I’ve taken a liking to making ridiculous video reviews about toys and to writing a bunch of nonsense. I’m not a professional. I’m not incredibly educated. I’m not good with words. I’m spastic and dyslexic. And I’m just telling it like it is. Take it or leave it."

Writing Dirty
"Writing Dirty is the homepage of Jack Stratton, writer, kinkster, New Yorker & bon vivant. Here you will find erotica, stories of sex and dating, and various sensual musings."

Whoopie School
"When we created Whoopie School, we wanted to create a product that helped regular people explore sex in a way they could relate to - in a way that felt COMFORTABLE."

Well Spanked Man
"Undoubtedly you clicked the about page to learn more about my blog. Yes, I am a real live man and I am spanked in real life. I am somewhat switchable, perhaps even more so than Twilight, who gets her’s only a few times a year. We are a kinky couple who work in the sex industry. She does telephone domination and I do web design and promotion, though I’ve been on hiatus from that for a while. We work at home and live in the SouthWest United States."

We Sleep Together
"Blog: Non-Monogamy. Open Relationships. Bikes. Sex. Nudity. Zombies. Baseball. Marriage. Minneapolis. Self Deprecation. Erotica. Guyness. Blogger: John Stark."

Wanton Maleness
"I think about sex a lot. I enjoy reading about it, talking about it, definitely looking at it and what not that I thought I should maybe give writing about it a try too. I realize that it says salacious and lascivious thoughts but I am really not that literate. I'm not sure what style I may have or even what direction this blog will take. I am sure I will post thoughts, perhaps fantasies, and even tales of the bedroom with my wife."

Vanilla Impaired
"I identify as a sub/masochist with a dark mind that is yet to be completely pried open and there is a sadistic cantankerous kitty that comes out from time to time. But far too many people are hung up on labels these days and forget there are real people behind those words. Kink is just a part of who I am. Life is a journey and I am always exploring."

Under His Hand
"The (almost) daily journal detailing the ups and downs of a Master/cunt relationship. Come along with me as I work through relearning life... His way."

Uncommon Curiosity
"Steps on my way to becoming real"

Trinity-Pup
"i am a collared submissive and owned by a wonderful Master, SingleGlove."

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