tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87188402637688572372011-07-31T04:19:34.186-05:00WARNING: This blog contains sexually kinky content, and is intended for readers 18 and over. If this does not apply to you, or you are easily offended, then leave now.Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.comBlogger3631100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-37292514814105137652010-08-23T20:49:00.002-05:002010-08-23T20:52:39.286-05:00

I'd been curious about fingertip massagers for some time before I received this one from Sextoy.com. You have the main body of the massager where the batteries are housed and the strap is placed, and then you have 5 texturally different attachments. The body and the attachments are made from a thick plastic; the finger band is more like rubber. It has a bit of a smell to it. Regardless, the

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-90927716383779037222010-06-20T19:34:00.003-05:002010-06-20T19:38:30.251-05:00

We all know that my beauty regime goes no further than a shower and deodorant. But I have been known to exfoliate on occasion, so I thought I'd try some body scrubs. I'm a huge fan of citrus smells, so when I saw the Organic energizing warming fondue body scrub (from Intimate Organics) in fresh orange and wild ginger, I immediately requested it for review.Interestingly enough, the scrub smells

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-1289416962568070422010-03-30T01:17:00.005-05:002010-03-30T01:55:18.108-05:00

Ahhhh, another glass dildo. I've made it no secret that I love the smooth, hard, silky glide of glass toys. They tend to be gorgeous works of art. I mean, look at the picture above--the fun curves...the transparency of the glass revealing lovely red swirls in the shaft...the playful nubs on the handle...but check this out--the bulbed head:*sighs loudly*What's not to love about the look of the DJ

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-41767846584061031942009-12-31T21:28:00.001-06:002009-12-31T21:29:34.703-06:00

I've got a brandspanking new website. Visit it here: http://nektca.com/

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ALL BOOKS MUST GO!Pricing (unless otherwise noted):Hardcover & softcover: $1I can only accept Paypal for payment and I will only accept USD.All books vary from good to mint condition. (Note: The books do not have dust jackets unless otherwise noted.)Fiction:Anne Rice – The Vampire Chronicles Books 1-3 (hardcover) ($6) $3Cormac McCarthy – The Road (hardcover)Dean Koontz – Odd Thomas (hardcover)

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-83019787362235847392009-11-29T19:44:00.000-06:002009-11-29T19:44:18.342-06:00

Heya, folks:This will be my last post on Blogger. True, my hiatus doesn't officially begin until Tuesday, but I know I won't have anything else to say between now and then. I've already begun work on the new site with Fred and we hope to launch it sometime in January. I want to say it'll go live the 1st, but with my luck I don't want to make any promises.I won't be moving my archives over to the

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pull by aeric meredith goujonPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.Did you miss Pleasurists #54? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #56? Use our submission form and submit it before Sunday November 29th at 11:59pm PST. Be sure to read our

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Thanksgiving is one of many holidays I don't celebrate. I ate our traditional dinner yesterday and that was it. That doesn't mean I'm not thankful for certain things and people. Molls over at Neamhspleachas tapped me for her Thanksgiving post, and here is my contribution.I’m thankful for the medication I’m on for my anxiety and depression. If it wasn’t for Citalopram, I most likely never would

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-87448495721344130382009-11-24T19:18:00.000-06:002009-11-24T19:18:41.454-06:00

Can't get enough LELO? Apparently neither can I. The Ella Pleasure Probe is a 100% silicone toy that's meant for either g-spot or p-spot (prostate) stimulation. It's the only dildo in LELO's Femme line. I got mine courtesy of the wonderful folks at Tabutoys.com.Ella has a deceptively simple design. If it wasn't for the shaped head you would be wondering just what the hell makes it so special. Let

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-58003928431181546702009-11-24T16:05:00.000-06:002009-11-24T16:05:57.178-06:00

Ah, LELO, you are a love affair for many sex toy aficionados, and thanks to Tabutoys.com I got your Elise Sweet Plum Vibrator. While I enjoyed her little sister vibe Liv, bigger sister Elise satisfies my need for a bigger toy. She's a smooth near 9 inches long from top to bottom with only about 5 of those inches being insertable. She's curved for g-spot action and is just under 1.5 inches thick

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-15007786783849018892009-11-21T14:53:00.000-06:002009-11-21T14:54:07.213-06:00

OK, so I don't really celebrate the holidays but a lot of you do. And I've always been great at picking great gifts for people, so I'm going to give you my top holiday picks for this season.At the top of my list is the Liberator Fascinator Throe. I've just gotten mine in the mail, but I've already used it and I love it. It's perfect for protecting any surface and I know it'd be perfect for laying

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-31791277545127758922009-11-21T13:52:00.000-06:002009-11-21T13:52:16.513-06:00

With all of the changes to my blog that'll be occurring during December, I've been thinking about blogging under my real first name. I've enjoyed being called Eliot but I'd like being called by my real name even better. The thing is, I'm worried about it being too confusing for people. I'm naughtyeliot or Eliot Bodem everywhere online and I'd have to change every instance for consistency. So this

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-78177223613637809612009-11-19T20:41:00.000-06:002009-11-19T20:41:50.643-06:00

California Exotic Novelties sent me a Crystal Chic Wand (in pink) that started off fucking great and ended not so fucking great. But first, the details. It's 11 inches in total length with about 7 of those that are insertable. The shaft consists of graduated beads. The biggest is only 2.5 inches around, which translates to about 0.79 inches thick. The handle has 6 (supposed) genuine crystals

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-35162815097801736212009-11-19T16:45:00.001-06:002011-05-03T18:44:46.998-05:00

If you didn't know, wax really burns down below.[photo redacted]

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-30724392473874820892009-11-18T14:25:00.000-06:002009-11-18T14:25:41.834-06:00

Boy, am I glad this contest was a success after it went through the revamp. My new mantra is KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. I'm even more glad that I get to announce the winners today!! But first, I must admit to an oversight. In my rush to get the revamp sorted and announced, I omitted the liquid latex kit from the original contest. The good news is that I was able to make one more person's day!

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-63511103576913442492009-11-17T20:28:00.000-06:002009-11-17T20:28:33.159-06:00

I've got a review for you guys of a product from a new sex toys shop. Well, they've been around since 2004, but they're new to me. The Adult Toy Shoppe was kind enough to send me a Super Sheet Sex Sheet. As we all know, sex can be messy whether solo or with a partner. And while cleaning bed linens isn't terribly difficult to do, some products will stain your sheets so it's best to have something

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-18315064502702402852009-11-17T12:42:00.000-06:002009-11-17T12:42:14.668-06:00

via visualizeusPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.Did you miss Pleasurists #53? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #55? Submit it here before Sunday November 22nd at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.Jimmyjane

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Yes, I'm on a candle kick. This time around, Tabutoys.com sent me a Pheromone Travel Candle - Lavender/Vanilla. The science of pheromones in products is a shaky one at best, and there's nothing to say about them in regards to the candle. But the candle is very yummy smelling. The combination of lavender and vanilla strongly reminds me of cinnamon rolls. That particular smell is one that is often

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-10606594864931154392009-11-16T11:14:00.000-06:002009-11-16T11:14:54.488-06:00

I've been reflecting on the first year of this blog's existence while gearing up for next month's redesign. There have been things that have bugged me over the past year, but I've generally let them slide. I've started different features that I never made regular. I've said I was going to write about this or that but never have. I'm absent-minded like that. And ill organized. Those two combined

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-23936132985736097432009-11-12T19:13:00.000-06:002009-11-12T19:13:10.231-06:00

I think I have found the best smelling candle of all time. OK, that's a strong statement, but damn, this B-Warm Massage Candle - Amber is fantastic. I'm not a huge fan of fragrances. I despise 99.9% of perfumes and colognes. I love natural citrus fragrances but other types make me gag. So, it was quite surprising to find I like the nicely musky scent of this amber candle. I find most musk scents

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-78827077583518203122009-11-12T15:05:00.000-06:002009-11-12T15:05:12.223-06:00

So what if we’re at a party and there’s people around that could spot us? They’re all perverts like us celebrating the achievements of other perverts. Look over there, a line has started for spankings. See? No one will notice us in this dark corner, even if I were to grab your crotch like this and stroke your cock just a little. Feels good, doesn’t it? That’s it, lean into me, and whisper into my

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-28267235680427077102009-11-12T09:35:00.001-06:002011-05-03T18:45:37.689-05:00

I did some playing with this massage candle last night and thought I'd share the results. A review for the candle will be going up later today.[photo redacted] The click-through picture shows the results of my using a regular drip candle. It was definitely painful but in a good way.

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-35517976331576899432009-11-10T21:40:00.000-06:002009-11-10T21:40:19.824-06:00

I'd never tried a body butter before but I know a lot of people (mostly women) who extol their moisturizing properties. So when I noticed that Tabutoys.com carried flavored ones, the strawberry flavor went on my wishlist. Lotions and potions are what I consider girly products, but I suppose I can admit I like them sometimes, too. Now when you click on this link to Body Butter - Strawberry, the

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-1010440349704136802009-11-10T17:42:00.002-06:002009-11-10T18:04:42.721-06:00

I've mentioned on here before that I used to be quite the cyber slut. I've had more cyber sessions, especially one-offs than I can remember let alone count. I spent a lot of time in Yahoo chatrooms and became quite used to random guys private messaging me for some fun. I even had one guy who only ever messaged me when he wanted me to watch him jerk off. It was odd but I had no reason to complain.

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-25960355315842334332009-11-10T15:18:00.000-06:002009-11-10T15:18:16.126-06:00

Best Parts by *KodoqKatie on deviantARTPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.Did you miss Pleasurists #52? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #54? Submit it here before Sunday November 15th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-1489947409699774182009-11-08T14:26:00.000-06:002009-11-08T14:26:33.602-06:00

I want to pack. No, not heat but a cock. It's a relatively new concept to me, but I've long had penis envy so it's not a surprise that I want one of my own. I would wear it mostly around the house but I also like the idea of wearing it in public. I wonder how it would change the way I walk and if a bulge would be perceptible. I've had fantasies of dressing masculine, packing, and then picking up

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-51791151368422617162009-11-07T23:02:00.000-06:002009-11-07T23:03:03.521-06:00

I miss being owned. I miss belonging to just one person. I miss having a Sir.I miss thinking of things to do just to please Him.I miss being called a good girl every time I pleased Him.I miss being His fuck toy, His piss slut, His cunt, and His whore.I miss being used.I miss having my boundaries pushed.I miss His approval.Despite these things, I'm happy where I am now. What M and I have is good

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-15031739033287198732009-11-07T20:49:00.000-06:002009-11-07T20:50:06.640-06:00

I had been following the promotion for Adam & Eve's The 8th Day adult DVD on Twitter and decided that I had to see for myself what all the hoopla was about. The first scene finds Samantha (Kayden Kross) waking up from a cryogenic sleep to a message from her deceased scientist father (the director, Ren Savant). Apparently something went horribly wrong during her slumber, and he made the message

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via looklookPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #51? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #53? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Note: Apologies for being late

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The MfM theme for this week is the lovely creator of MfM herself, Ang, of Sweltering Celt. Ang is offering up prizes for the best MfM, so here's mine:***It was just chance that we met at this hotel. We’d both come with lovers so I had the opportunity to meet Doc before he left us to hang out and chat in the lobby. We talk about big things and little things, our respective blogs, and our

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All right, folks. It looks as though I set the goals of my contest too high for all of you. I should've taken into consideration just how busy a lot of you are, especially as we're getting deeper into holiday season. I don't really celebrate the holidays so I basically forgot how hectic things can be this time of year for others. However, I still want to give away those fabulous prizes, so I've

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-5616519149100727982009-11-03T14:52:00.000-06:002009-11-03T14:52:43.712-06:00

I did say back in September that I would most likely start shaving my cunt bare again. And I did a few weeks ago. But just recently I was given Coochy Shave Creme (Pear Berry) by Tabutoys.com for review. I was also given the Coochy After Shave Protection Mist. The shave cream is meant to provide a smooth and moisturizing shave anywhere on the body--underarms, legs, coochy, face, and body. It's

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-20108131829697637612009-11-03T11:45:00.000-06:002009-11-03T11:45:17.532-06:00

First, the bad yet good news: Response to my Halloween contest has been surprisingly disappointing. I had thought for sure that the wonderful and exciting prizes contributed by the sponsors would inspire people to get creative and enter. Boy, was I ever wrong. To be honest, I'm disappointed beyond measure. The good news is I will be extending the contest for an additional two weeks beyond the

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-80072323338352098362009-10-29T23:53:00.000-05:002009-10-29T23:53:35.817-05:00

Earlier this evening my mother was watching Entertainment Tonight, which is basically a trashy tabloid television show with a slightly more respectable cred than, say, TMZ...emphasis on the word "slightly." What attracted my attention was an interview they conducted with Chaz Bono, the female-to-male transitioning child of Cher and Sonny Bono. I was curious to see how it was handled. Would the

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-39239434267177748722009-10-29T17:45:00.001-05:002009-11-02T20:05:10.427-06:00

Edited 11/02/09Paging all size queens, Kong the Realistic is here. And I've conquered him. This bad boy came courtesy of the good folks at Vibrator.com and he's my biggest toy yet. At 7 ins. long (9 including balls and base) and 2.27 ins. thick, he's definitely not for the faint of heart or beginners. He has a suction cup bottom for hands-free fun but I noticed he falls over from his weight

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-31726709345133772822009-10-28T17:31:00.000-05:002009-10-28T17:32:15.220-05:00

via slutsoftPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #50? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #52? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag?

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-65057500325554852912009-10-24T15:56:00.000-05:002009-10-24T15:56:23.464-05:00

Looking over previous posts it doesn't seem like much has been going on apart from reviews, but there have been some other things. M and I are still playmates. We still spend most of our time talking and not fucking but I can't complain. We did hit a couple rough spots because I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. Thankfully, there isn't another shoe and I'm getting better at not looking for a

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-41211499779549223432009-10-24T01:53:00.000-05:002009-10-24T13:54:10.536-05:00

When I masturbate, I'm a flat-on-my-back kind of girl. I've been known to occasionally get on all fours and fuck myself from behind for certain playmates, but it's more for their enjoyment than mine. My bad knees and extra weight makes that sort of play difficult to do for long, never mind having me ride a toy. But that didn't stop me from coveting the Love Pillow from Adam & Eve. I think it's a

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-15186311535917988012009-10-21T22:26:00.000-05:002009-10-21T22:26:56.997-05:00

So a bit over a month ago, I asked you guys if anyone of you wanted to buy me a toy from my EdenFantasys wish list that was also on sale at the time. Soon after I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the lovely Dracona had bought me the Phallix Batton Dildo. Beautiful, isn't it? It wasn't long before I had it in my hands, but unfortunately my first time with it was disappointing. I didn't

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-57385231816394182072009-10-19T08:52:00.000-05:002009-10-19T08:52:54.702-05:00

If you're an avid collector of sex toys and products, whether you get them via reviews like I do or you buy them outright, you are going to want to have some way of storing them. While I already have a few things to store my toys in, I'm always wanting more cases that store my items in an efficient way. Enter the Nymphomation Adult Toybox that I received from Tabutoys.com. It measures 12" high x

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-86650258363193394212009-10-18T18:38:00.001-05:002009-10-18T18:38:54.327-05:00

Remember my Adam & Eve Vibrating Massager review? Well, I knew they had attachments to go with it, and given that I love internal stimulation I asked Adam & Eve for the Phallic Fulfiller Attachment. Yes, the name is a mouthful (and a bit on the silly side) but don't let that deter you. You can slip it on the head of your massager so the phallus points however you want in relation to the control

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-50955581412393303832009-10-14T22:52:00.000-05:002009-10-14T22:52:46.868-05:00

Oh My I’m Naked! via DeviantArtPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #48? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #50? Submit it here before Sunday October 18th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-87050325516893809052009-10-14T18:12:00.000-05:002009-10-14T18:12:23.254-05:00

My second toy to review from California Exotic Novelties is the My Mini-Miracle Massager Wand. It's a nifty waterproof wand that has a flexible tip that's perfect for clitoral and vulval stimulation. It's eight inches long from top to bottom and the tip is a mere two inches in length. And although the tip is flexible, I don't recommend bending it too far as the resistance makes me think it would

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-24226878770648944542009-10-13T16:38:00.001-05:002009-10-13T16:59:49.797-05:00

Edit: You can use whatever name you like, you can even comment anonymously. Bonnie over at My Bottom Smarts has been luring lurkers out of the dark on one day for the past four years, and this year I thought I'd join in. I know there are lots of you out there who read the blog yet never say a word. I've often wondered about you...what brought you to my blog...why you come back for more...what

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UPDATE, 11/06/09: The contest has been revamped. Please see this post for details.Edited at 12:45 PM, October 8th.Second edit at 3:36 PM, October 8th.OK, so it's not my birthday but it's my blog's first. I've come a long way since this time last year. I had hoped but didn't know if I would make it to this milestone. This is like my third attempt at keeping a blog and the first to finish an entire

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #47? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #49? Submit it here before Sunday October 11th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got

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It's a funny name for an anal lube but despite its masculine bent, anyone can enjoy the wonderfulness that is Boy Butter anal lubricant. The good folks at Tabutoys.com sent me the water-based version in a 4 oz. container. It's a cute little container and while I know how much 4 oz. is, I was still a bit surprised at how small it is: It looks just like a miniature tub of butter and as a fan of

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And so this picture fulfills my promise to Fred for sending me his ties. (I'm sorry it took me ages to do it, doll.)I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting rather tired of the lack of creativity with my HNTs. It's all tits, ass, and occasionally cunt. I have no props, no lingerie or sexy clothes, no space in my small room to set up shots, or someone to play photog for me. Blah. (Hmmmm. I

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OK, you've read about my adventures in anal training and you've even seen a picture of my plugged ass, but now it's time to introduce you to the kit I've been using: Juli Ashton's Anal Beginner's Kit (Doc Johnson) courtesy of Tabutoys.com. As you can tell from the picture, the kit contains three butt plugs of differing sizes, one anal vibrator, and a bottle of Doc Johnson's water soluble and

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-51708590987246123742009-09-22T18:16:00.000-05:002009-09-22T18:16:19.652-05:00

My brother got offered a job! I won't say with who, but I will say that it starts the 13th of next month. We'll be fine until then so no worries. I was talking with A on Skype when my brother entered my room to tell me so I had my mic muted. When I unmuted the mic and started to tell A the good news, my voice broke and I just started crying. It's such a huge relief! I had told A at the beginning

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One thing I didn't mention in my previous post because I forgot about it, is M called me "pet" while he dominated me. It's a new one for me. Cunt, slut, fuck toy, bitch, whore, piss slut, etc. are what I'm used to. When I heard him say it there wasn't a submissive reaction within me. It'll take a bit to become familiar with it, to attach it to his dominance of me, and for me to respond in kind.

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in regards to sex with M. (Points to whoever figures out which song inspired the title.) He mentioned on Skype Thursday evening that he sometimes had the urge to control me. Unsurprisingly, that sent a zing through me. My eyes involuntarily closed and a warmth spread through my body. We didn't play that night but I masturbated in bed later with that word urge repeating in my head and the

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-1004752656652352602009-09-18T12:55:00.001-05:002009-09-18T12:59:20.983-05:00

via allinonePleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #45? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #47? Submit it here before Sunday September 20th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag?

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-37955052253765575012009-09-17T11:36:00.001-05:002011-05-03T18:53:34.755-05:00

This was taken some time last week directly after I inserted the smallest plug. I tried the second plug again yesterday with the hopes of moving on to the biggest one, but my ass wasn't having none of it. And I'm still not giving up.[photo redacted]View more HNT: Views from the Back Row & ...The Other HNT

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Today, dear readers, I have shaved my legs and underarms. The hair had become very annoying, especially around my ankles when I would wear socks and shoes. And I stopped enjoying the odd sensation. I had no issues with the underarm hair but I wanted to shave regardless. I have only two razor refills left and I have to make them last as long as possible because I still don't have the money to

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-91881725035997862822009-09-13T18:50:00.001-05:002009-09-13T18:52:25.936-05:00

For those of you who don't know, I recently requested this anal training kit for review: I received it on Wednesday the 9th:M and I discussed the kit and anal sex in general that very night while I showed off the plugs on cam. And on Friday I tried the smallest plug. Now I won't go into detail about the plugs themselves or the accompanying lube. I'll save that for the actual review. What I will

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-55156495786356851282009-09-12T18:46:00.000-05:002009-09-12T18:46:39.610-05:00

When I found out that aluminum dildos such as the Alumina Revolve (Tantus) were similar to glass ones--especially in regards to temperature play--I knew I wanted one. When I saw that Adam & Eve carried it, I put in the request.Since it is made from a metal, anodized aeronautical-grade aluminum to be exact, it's weighty but not awkwardly so. It's eight inches long and the singularly bulbed tip is

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-48892897872855004832009-09-12T17:26:00.001-05:002009-09-12T18:52:09.412-05:00

My first toy for review since I became a California Exotic Novelties Sexpert is the Enchanted from the Petite Couture Collection line:I hadn't had much luck with CE's products, so I was pleasantly surprised when I used the Enchanted. True to the Petite name, its insertable length measures at just barely 5.25 inches, and it is only 1.27 inches in diameter at its widest point. It has a bulbous end

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-87229148342523204852009-09-09T00:42:00.000-05:002009-09-09T00:42:15.067-05:00

I think I meet the most important and influential men in my life when I need them the most. I'm never purposefully looking for a friendship or relationship at the time, and I often don't want anything of the sort, either. But apparently that matters little in the scheme of things; I'm meant to meet these men and for good reasons.I certainly wasn't looking for and didn't want a damn thing when I

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-65858212022723658112009-09-08T17:07:00.000-05:002009-09-08T17:07:26.828-05:00

I decided to have a second go with a LELO product, and so my request for the Nea went out to Adam & Eve.For those of you who don't know, the Nea is a very small and pretty clitoral vibrator. The following is my video review for it: Enjoy!I forgot to mention that the Nea also comes with a satin drawstring bag like the one you see in the picture at the beginning of this post. If I've left anything

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-9707035740571873122009-09-08T14:20:00.000-05:002009-09-08T14:20:14.389-05:00

From ruero.Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #44? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #46? Submit it here before Sunday September 13th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag?

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-37102512664478849082009-09-07T14:52:00.000-05:002009-09-07T14:52:58.945-05:00

One of the toy retailers I review for, Eden Fantasys, is having a 60% off sale on select toys. Although I would really like to take advantage of this sale, I haven't the money to spare. But then a friend suggested that I do a tit for tat sort of thing.So, I've set up a wish list over at EF and added the toys on sale that I would like to have. If someone purchases one of these items for me, I will

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I like triple stimulation: clit, cunt and ass. I've had a toy in both holes and my fingers on my clit and the orgasms are always intense. So, I decided I wanted to find a single adult sex toy that could provide all three thrills. The folk at Adam & Eve sent me the Triple Luxe vibrator.As you can tell from the design, the middle part (probe) is meant for the g-spot. Then there are nubs for the

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-83802614664037382462009-09-04T17:07:00.000-05:002009-09-04T17:07:43.468-05:00

This is sort of an open letter to D, but really it's just me spewing forth the things that pissed me off about him. I had thought about making this an e-mail and sending it to him, but he might respond and I'm not looking for a response. And I sure as hell ain't looking for a game of pointing fingers at each other. So, D, if you're reading this, don't comment here or e-mail me. I'm just getting

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I was up late last night tweeting on Twitter, gabbing on Gmail chat, and accruing laughs with a friend on AIM. Someone on Twitter wondered what I was doing up so late. Since you've got only 140 characters to work with there, I replied that I was talking to friends and lovers. I hesitated on the word "lovers." What does a girl who has never known a flesh-n-blood partner know about lovers outside

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We all know by now that I hate my body, especially my ass. But as I told Canageek on Twitter, I'm no longer so shy when showing it off to appreciative eyes. Nevertheless, it's still humiliating to bare my ass to judgment. But love it or hate it, it's not going away anytime soon...fortunately for those of you who approve...unfortunately for me. Those of you who don't approve--what the fuck are you

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So, it's been a while since I've done one of Ang's Microfantasy Mondays. I had intended to do last week's, but kept getting distracted. It's the middle of this week and I've decided to go ahead and do last week's and the current one, so you get a twofer. Enjoy.Week 42's theme was Questions and Answers***You want to go further?Yes.How much?As far as you can push me.Do you know how far I can?No

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The Benjamin Bond vibrator first caught my eye on someone's blog (I can't remember whose) and I've been fascinated with it since. It looks odd (what the fuck is with the ghostly visage on the head?) but it also looks thick and the ribs around the shaft seem to scream pleasure. So, naturally, I just had to have it. Well, thanks to Tabutoys.com I am now the proud owner of my very own (click all

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The following tweets took place yesterday between myself and Remittance Girl:"It's nice to be taking naughty intimate pictures again for a certain someone.""Naughty! Don't tweet that unless you're going to SHOW US, you tease.""lol The pics are very up-close and personal and graphic. Not everyone is up for that, you know. :-p""Sorry, but I maintain my accusation: TEASE. If you're going to be

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First things first, I finished that non-sexual project I mentioned in the previous post, and now I've got a few extra bucks which is great considering all that's gone down this past week. Regarding the job thing, we have ideas of plans but nothing is concrete. There may be a move in our future way up north near the Canucks which means it'll be a hell of a lot colder and my joints will not be

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-85319158236010138552009-08-27T10:23:00.002-05:002011-05-03T18:55:26.150-05:00

Today's HNT is brought to you by the letter M. Just what does M stand for? Why, that's my new playmate's blog moniker. He made the suggestion while we were talking yesterday, and here I am now. Enjoy.[photo redacted]View more HNT: Views from the Back Row & ...The Other HNT

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-37947821138830745022009-08-26T13:09:00.000-05:002009-08-26T13:09:15.426-05:00

So, um, yeah, it's been a while since I've posted something substantive. It actually feels like ages for me. I've been busy with a project outside of the realm of naughtiness, I've got a new playmate, and my brother just got laid off from his job so the family's not exactly on solid ground at the moment. This blog isn't going anywhere, though, but I ask that you bear with me for a while until

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-65176824549055603702009-08-21T22:16:00.001-05:002009-08-21T22:17:12.838-05:00

I just discovered the song in this video by Amanda Palmer, and I think it's quite possibly the best way to see love and relationships. I struggle with it myself, but the song will serve as a great reminder of how love should be:I like you, and I'd like you to like me to like you But I don't need you Don't need you to want me to like you Because if you didn't like me I would still like you, you

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-55863366017976125802009-08-19T18:18:00.000-05:002009-08-19T18:18:23.470-05:00

Tag, I’m it! Roxy and Kinky Geek have named me, along with others, Honest Scrap.There are three rules for this award:First, link back to the person who gave you the award.Next, give the award to ten other bloggers: It's hard for me to pick 10 bloggers who are specifically honest (and ones that haven't already been given the award), but I think these fall into the honest category in one way or

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-44297004194055050472009-08-18T21:41:00.000-05:002009-08-18T21:41:50.847-05:00

I don't find fat women (around my size or bigger) physically attractive. There, I've said it. I think the term Big Beautiful Woman (BBW) is a misnomer. I understand why the term came into existence, but I still take issue where it's concerned. It's perfect for those that fetishize or simply prefer larger women, but for those of us who don't...well, we get the short end of the stick. Instead of

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-74833062493102093742009-08-14T22:41:00.000-05:002009-08-14T22:42:21.020-05:00

I know it seems a bit odd that a girl who has no plans to ever have sex would want to own a gag. But I've long had an oral fixation and a new interest in gags, so it makes sense that I would request one from Tabutoys.com. And so they sent me the Tantus Silicone Pacifier Gag for beginners: The gag is 100% silicone, phthalate-free, boilable and bleachable (10% solution). It doesn't have an

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-19981845107276860092009-08-14T13:09:00.000-05:002009-08-14T13:09:16.179-05:00

I found out something disturbing yesterday. The eldest of my twin nephews (by eight minutes) had a paternity scare with the girl he lost his virginity to. Apparently he chose to have sex without a condom. Yeeaah. She turned up pregnant, but a blood test proved that my nephew is not the father. Supposedly the girl was on the pill while she was with my nephew and then stopped using it afterward and

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-88530938622702781142009-08-12T13:36:00.000-05:002009-08-12T13:36:45.047-05:00

Have you ever known a musical act that you hardly ever listened to, or one that you had never even heard of, and then you meet someone whose love for that act makes you try them out in earnest and you discover you like them more than before, not because of your connection to that person but just genuine enjoyment...And then things don't work out with that person for whatever reason, and now

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-35191660016122668092009-08-11T22:12:00.000-05:002009-08-11T22:13:05.605-05:00

I hadn't posted today because I apparently used up my available writing skills writing a couple reviews for EdenFantasys. I'd decided to join their lovely community and become a reviewer, but in order to advance as a reviewer I had to write reviews on toys I already own. I've now got three reviews over there, and I encourage you to have a look.I also encourage you to take the time to comment and/

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-78608160756151268162009-08-11T13:13:00.001-05:002009-08-11T13:13:49.803-05:00

via BreathtakersPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #40? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #41? Submit it here before Sunday August 16th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag?

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-31353730437522783462009-08-10T15:08:00.000-05:002009-08-10T15:08:56.570-05:00

(photo by Desi)So, back on July 22nd, I wrote an entry about how I was no longer going to be shaving any hair off my body. And now, on August 10th, I report to you that I have kept to my experiment. I am hairier than I ever recall being. I had wanted to take pictures to document said hairiness, but my camera is not really suitable and do you know how difficult it is to take a picture of one of

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-32914273198932821282009-08-07T21:25:00.000-05:002009-08-07T21:26:07.181-05:00

I'm going to be honest with you--I sometimes get tired of masturbating because I'm the one doing all of the work. My arms and wrists get worn out from the continuous thrusting. Is it any surprise that a vibrator that promises hands-free fun piques my interest? I first tried the Rock Chick earlier this year, and while the first few times were a bust, I finally found a way to get it to work for me.

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-65913259769585338792009-08-07T15:11:00.001-05:002009-08-07T15:11:37.191-05:00

I was just singing joyously aloud to tunes from Amanda Palmer and Ben Folds. I'm in a damn good mood. And I think it's because this is my first day without Twitter. I'm sick of it, folks. Sick of my addiction to it, sick of the drama that erupts within the circle of sex bloggers and toy reviewers that I follow. Sick of the fact that I'm such a voyeur that I can't help but be compelled to follow

Eliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11872496746765827269noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8718840263768857237.post-82025912626391649992009-08-06T15:41:00.000-05:002009-08-06T15:41:59.040-05:00

Back in June I posted a picture on Twitpic of me wearing a Sonic fast food joint's stickered receipt on my shirt. Yes, I do actually go out in public and wear Sonic receipts. What can I say, I'm weird. Anyway, one of my followers on Twitter suggested I do an HNT of me covered in nothing but receipts. While it's a clever idea, it would take too damn long to get enough receipts to cover all of me!

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"On Monday, Aug 17th, I’ll give one lucky person a $100 gift card for Eden Fantasys. Yes. $100 you get to spend however you want.The catch this time?Sign up for the Eden Fantasys newsletter, then leave me a comment letting me know you did. (or leave a comment letting me know you were already signed up) That’ll buy you one entry.Want another? Post a link to this contest in your blog or on your

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via taraxosPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #39? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #41? Submit it here before Sunday August 9th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag? All

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My brother will not be losing his job. I repeat, he's not going to lose his motherfucking job!! Thank fuck!! Me and my blog are not going anywhere! I was completely convinced he was. My brother rarely worries and tends to shrug off most shit, but when he's fairly certain something bad is going to happen, expect arma-fucking-geddon. My mother said she'd never heard him sound so happy and relieved

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This week's theme from Sweltering Celt is Ceremony.***I look out over my friends who have gathered in my bedroom with me. They're all submissives like me, each assigned to their own task and in various states of undress. I am completely naked just as my Dominant has requested. Maria is giving me a manicure while Sheila administers a pedi. I know my other sub sisters are in other rooms of the

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I haven't been in the mood to post of late. I've been stressed out due to the possibility that my brother will lose his job, and me and my family will be screwed. The stress is eating me up mentally and physically. I've Twittered about it, but haven't talked much about it on here because I don't want this to become a depressing place to be. But, yeah, things have the potential to get very shitty

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OK, so I'm a bit late on the Friday linkage, hence the title.Ramblings of a NewbieI am a fat (Curvaceous Dee has helped give me the cojones to use the word ‘fat’ and be okay with it. She’s also the reason I started blogging. Blame her.), mid-thirties, bisexual, kinky woman. I am a gamer geek, a sci-fi geek…actually, an all-around geek, if you must know. I’m a relative latecomer to the BDSM scene,

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After reading rave after rave about LELO's sex toys, I decided I wanted to give one a try. Being the hot properties that they are, I knew it wouldn't be easy to get one for review, never mind buying one outright. So, I resigned myself to a long wait. I had been following one of their representatives, MR_LELO on Twitter for some time and, much to my surprise, after a particular exchange he decided

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No, not a real tattoo, a temporary one. I used to want tattoos. In fact, I had a few designs in mind that I was dead-set on getting inked into my skin. But even though I was working at the time, I never had the extra money to get inked and eventually I realized that the permanency of tattoos does not fit my temperament. I still love tattoos, though. I took to wearing temp tats every chance I got.

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Rules for Isabella Snow's July blog makeover contest! Entering is easy! Just copy and paste this (entire) blurb to your blog (make sure the links still work!) and then email Isabella a link to your blog post. The contest deadline is at midnight GMT July 31. One winner will be selected the following day by a drawing of names; the name will be posted here; and the winner will be emailed, as well. A

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via yimmyayoPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #38? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #40? Submit it here before Sunday August 2nd at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.Want to win some free swag? All

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I received my first book order today. Let's hope this is the beginning of more sales.***I've also received two donations in the past week. This and the book order has put a smile on my face. I know I've already thanked the three of you, but I'm taking this opportunity to do it again.***What hasn't put a smile on my face is the trouble with making good food choices. Eating healthy while being poor

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Ang of Sweltering Celt has given us "teacher" as this week's theme. At 600 words, I'm not sure how micro it is, but someone told me it's at least shorter than my last one. ***OK, girl, I think it’s time you received some additional training. You’ve done well under my rule, but there are some things you need improvement on. I think it’s time you visited Alex.Alex, Sir?What? Oh, have I never told

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I love to watch men jerk off. No, I loooove to watch men jerk off. So, it only makes sense that I would request a DVD of men having it off solo, right? Absolutely. Thanks again to the wonderful people at Adam & Eve, my request has been fulfilled: Triple Play Solo Edition.I know movies like this are geared toward gay men, but do I care? Hardly. Triple Play is a mixed bag of ho-hum and pretty hot

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Because I need money and because I don't have the room to keep them all in my small bedroom, I am selling 109 books from my collection. There's fiction, non-fiction, erotica, poetry, self-help, fantasy art and more. You can find the list along with pricing and other pertinent information here.***Want to star in your own fantasy with me? Or maybe you have some questions you would like to actually

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I weighed myself today. I hadn't done so in a couple years. I don't remember exactly how much I weighed back then, but today the scale says I'm at 332 lbs. I had bought a digital scale those years ago, but for some now unknown reason I stopped using it not long after I first weighed myself with it, and the batteries eventually ran out of juice. In the intervening years I'd forget about the scale

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That Toy Chick"The crazy freaking stuff that happens to, on, and around one eccentric copywriter in her quests throughout the adult industry and sex toy syndicate."Tales from the Porn Store"Since my life consists of working at a porn store, working for an online adult toy retailer, playing in a porno thrash band called Bitchslicer, recording bands as Deathstar Recording (which isn’t really porn

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