After reading my reader participation post, Tabutoys.com has graciously given me the opportunity to offer my readers a free sex toy. Yay! The winner gets to choose between these two toys:
The Don Wand glass bubble wand dildo that I reviewed here.
Or this Hiney-Can Hidden Pussy & Ass Masturbator
From Tabutoys.com's website:
Pop the top and get ready to rock!
The Hiney-can is a sweet, two-sided pussy and ass masturbator that's good to the last stroke! The super-soft Fanta-flesh insides feel just like the real thing, only better. The warm, lifelike material wraps tight around your pleasure rod, while the interior is lined with 10 pleasure pearls for added sensations. Both the top and bottom caps unscrew for pussy or ass access, and the entire inside piece removes for easy clean up after the fun. Never mind those other masturbators that leave you wanting more...grab a Hiney-can and satisfy your thirst for thrills! (Just don't wank and drive.)
I think the Hiney-Can is both cute and funny. It's a perfect toy for the guy who doesn't take sex toys too seriously and knows how to have a good laugh. And we all know how much I love guys with a great sense of humor. ;-)
Now, just what do you have to do to win? It's simple really--leave me a comment here naming your favorite song along with who performs it (if you can remember) and a sample lyric. Once the contest is closed I will use random.org to pick the winner.
Along with your comment I'll also need a viable e-mail address so I can contact you if you're the winner. Don't want your e-mail address public? Then you can e-mail your entry to me at thestrangestcandy{at}gmail.com. Blog comments will be numbered in the order in which they were received and e-mail entries will be numbered the same way after the blog comments. Example: Let's say I get 15 blog comments. Then the first e-mail entry will be 16, the next 17, and so on and so forth.
I'd like to give a quick shout-out to Sleeping Dreamer who employed this technique for her recent contest. Thanks for the inspiration, SD! :-)
If you are the winner then you must be willing to give me your mailing address so I can hand it over to Tabutoys.com for shipping. Rest assured that your personal information will not be used in any other way than to ship you your prize. I will purge your information directly after mailing it to Tabutoys.com. You can read their privacy policy for further assurance.
The contest ends at 11:59 PM CST on May 1st, so you have plenty of time to comment/e-mail. This contest is open only to U.S. residents (sorry, my foreign friends!).
Thursday, April 2, 2009
My first sex toy contest!
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My favorite song is "Barefoot" By K.D. Lang.
"when the sun goes down here, and darkness falls...the blanket of winter leaves no light at all"
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wheeldogz (at) gmail (dot) com
My favorite song is "The Becoming" by Nine Inch Nails.
"All pain dissapears, it's the nature of my circuitry/drowns out all I hear; no escape from this--my new consciousness"
nihiliaarnter (at) aim (dot) com
Aja by Steeley Dan
"Double helix in the sky tonight, Throw out the hardware
Lets do it right,"
or maybe
Cousin Dupree by Steely Dan
"Life is so short and quid pro quo
And what's so strange about a down home family romance"
apenasu1@gmail (dot) com
"Cursing the Ohio" from Matt King
She hit him in the head.
Cracked him in the chin.
He was dead before the hammer ever hit the firing pin.
"Better When You're Naked" - by Ida Maria
"I like you so much better when you're naked/I like me so much better when you're naked"
Fave song depends on the day:
Today, maybe Bloodletting, by Concrete Blonde.
"I got the ways and means/To New Orleans/I'm goin down by the river where it's warm and green..."
email addy is pantherapardus@ramblingnewbie.com. :)
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
The Beatles.
The Beatles always denied it was about getting high on LSD but the lyrics kind of say otherwise:
"Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes."
Something in the Way she Moves by James Taylor. So pretty.
Theres something in the way she moves,
Or looks my way, or calls my name,
That seems to leave this troubled world behind.
If Im feeling down and blue,
Or troubled by some foolish game,
She always seems to make me change my mind.
Favorite of the moment (cuz music is like Lays, can't have just one) is by TI, 'Why You Wanna'
"This a chance you need to take/ Ain't no need to wait/ Say the word, we c'leave today/ This something special and it feel like fate/ Hate to make a make a mistake/ How the same thing making you sad making you stay?"
indeliblemiss at gmail
"Your Legs Grow" by Nada Surf
'Cause you're the only person in the world I feel that way about, and if you move off to the side, I'll get swept back out, to where it's cold, but not that deep - 'cause your legs grow.
callaigh.warbright yahoo com
I've always enjoyed Stupid Girl by Cold. "I'm a loner, I'm a loser, I'm a winner in my mind. I'm a bad one, I'm a good one, I'm a sick one, with a smile."
-Dez
x@dez.nu
Two Step by Dave Matthews Band.
"Hey, my love, you came to me like
Wine comes to this mouth
Grown tired of water all the time
You quench my heart and you
Quench my mind."
Rock Steady by No Doubt
"Love is like a punishment
Homegirl here to represent
So innocently you seem to come my way
While Tinkerbell and Cupid play
They sit there and laugh
I sit here and I can't believe my eyes
You found me at last
But we're too human to see the way we'll agonize"
bigsleasy@gmail.com
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
(Help me...)
I broke apart my insides
(Help me...)
I've got no soul to sell
(Help me...)
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself,
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
"Tanglewood Tree" by Dave Carter
love is a garden of thorns
and a crow in the corn
and the break growing wild
cold when the summer is spent
in the jade heart's lament
for the faith of a child
My favorite song is #41 by Dave Matthews Band. Here is a sample:
Remember when I used to play for
All of the loneliness that nobody
Notice now
Im begging slow Im coming here
Only waiting I wanted to stay
I wanted to play
I wanted to love you
kayceewilliams at gmail dot com
Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Forget your lust for the rich mans gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.
jackhoff1 at gmail dot com
I've had this thing for the song "Home" lately. To top it off, it's the Michael Buble version.
"May be surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home"
Fav song is "Laid" by James.
"This bed is on fire
With passionate love
The neighbors complain
About the noises above
But she only comes
When she's on top."
Email is screamincandy at yahoo dot com
Belle & Sebastian- The State I am In
Oh, love of mine, would you condescend to help me
Because I'm stupid and blind
Desperation is the devil's work
It is the folly of a boy's empty mind
My fav song is Du Hast by Rammstein
Best Lyric is Du Hast German for bend over. Check out the link to them singing it in concert. It should sum them up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLp63WBV-Ic
jessica(at)fan(dot)com
"I Feel Love" by Blue Man Group featuring Venus Hum
Ooh it's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good
Ooh I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love
Ooh I feel love, I feel love
'Melt My Hear to Stone' By Adele
Right under my feet is air made of bricks
Pulls me down and makes me weak for you
I find myself repeating like a broken tune
And I'm forever excusin' your intentions
Then I give in to my pretendings
Which forgive you each time
Without me knowing
They melt my heart to stone
*******
itznicki21@yahoo.com
"Don't Let's Start" -- TMBG
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
I'd love to enter your contest. I found a link to your blog on Swelteringcelt's Blog site.
gumbertb2000@yahoo.com
The contest brings to mind ZZTOP's
TUSH
Take me back way back home,
not by myself, not alone.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush.
Or ZZTOP's
Tube Snake Boogie.
I got a gal who lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
Blow your top blow your top blow your top.
[b]The Noose, by A Perfect Circle.[/b]
"So glad to see you well, overcome them
Completely silent now
With heaven's help
You've cast your demons out
And not to pull your halo down
Around your neck and tug you off your cloud
But I'm more than just a little curious
How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends
To the dead"
Currently loving Rawhide preformed by the Riders in the Sky!
Cut em out, ride em in
Ride em in, cut em out
Cut em out, ride em in
Rawhide!
currently Televators by The Mars Volta...
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway
Auto-da-fé
A capillary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape has escaped
whoops... my email is efrosti21(at)yahoo(dot)com...
that's for the televators comment
Nice contest!!! *crossing fingers - hehehe*
Ohh forgot - gifts4all at excite dot com. Thanks!!
The Geese of Beverly Road, by The National
We'll take ourselves out in the street
And wear the blood in our cheeks
Like red roses
my name is danielle
my fav song is Christina Aguilera - Candyman
hes sweet talking sugar man making panties drop
d2221273atgmaildotcom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4kR8OQCrlQ
My favorite right now is Blackbird by the Beatles
"Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise"
btmommy at gmail dot com
Wow.....
Very unique blog.
I like your blog.
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Good day.
Shania Twain's "You're Still the One"
When I first saw you, I saw love.
And the first time you touched me, I felt love.
And after
all this time, you're still the one I love
The Fratillies "Heady tale"
You say you're original but I know I've seen those jealous eyes before.
One of my favorite songs:
Jazzyfatnastees - "Unconventional ways"
Dont need a house the picket fence,
to show the world that we connect.
Don't need a church, a diamond ring, to prove our love's a lasting thing.
Too big to confine, to deep to define. This is yours and mine, no stronger tie can bind.
We love in unconventional ways.
don't care, don't mind what people may say. Don't go for no traditional games (no games, no way)
My favorite song is "Lazy Line Painter Jane" by Belle & Sebastian:
Let's see your kit for games
All the girls look the same
You are challenging style for running miles
You're running miles in some boy's jumper
Boo to the business world!
You know a girl who's tax free
On her back and making plenty cash
While you are working for the joy of giving
My Favorite song currently is:
My Eyes-Neil Patrick Harris & Felicia Day
H: I cannot believe my eyes how the world’s filled with filth and lies
P:I cannot believe my eyes how the world’s finally growing wise
H: But it’s plain to see evil inside of me is on the rise
P: And it’s plain to see rapture inside of me is on the rise
(ladysallyrose@yahoo.com)
Rolling stones
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud baby
my current favorite song is "Colours" by Calvin Harris.
"now i don't care what you dress like
or what you wear
but please make sure baby
you've got some colours in there"
thehoneybunny at gmail dot com
Hello! *waves* Thanks for offering this great contest.
My favorite song is "Spirit Boy", which was written and performed by the now defunct band Kane.
"There's a little girl down south,
and her Daddy's got a ranch 'bout as big as my town.
One day I'm gonna go down there and get her out.
Oh there's a letter that she wrote last fall,
she said you're the one I love most of all. But there's reward signs posted up and down the red a' river line."
My e-mail is gingercat24(at)ymail(dot)com
I've always loved "My Beloved" by Miyavi. It's a Japanese song but here's a tidbit in English:
Even if we are reincarnated
I will still be 'this' me and you will still be 'that' you
And then, I will say the same words again
Always, always
39962 [at] live [dot] com
Great contest!
"Even Then" by John Michael Montgomery
My love for you has spread across
My every move, my every thought
Like a fire the wind has caught
As I begin
To give you all of who I am
Your every touch is my command
When once again it seems
I've loved you all I can
Even then my heart will pound
So loud the world will hear the sound
Of how I couldn't love you more
And even then
Each night will bring another day
Another chance for me to say
Your arms are all I'm living for and loving in
Even then the farthest star
Will find us anywhere we are
I will love you till the end
And even then
webmistress(at)eroticamusements(dot)com
Very cool contest - my favorite song is Songbird by Eva Cassidy.
"...I love you, I love you, I love you like never before..."
My favourite song is "Slow Motion" by Third Eye Blind.
See my neighbor beating his wife
Because he hates his life
There's a knock to his fist as he swings
Oh man what a beautiful thing
And death slides close to me
Won't grow old to be
A junkie wino creep
Hollywood glamorized my wrath
I'm a young urban psychopath
I incite murder for your entertainment
'Cause I needed the money, what's your excuse?
The joke's on you
Oops. Email is elektricity [at] gmail {dot} com.
Favorite song? You have no idea what you're asking. I can maybe narrow it down to a million. But I one of my favorite songs does contain what is easily my favorite lyric, so we'll go with "Dead" by They Might Be Giants.
"Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or, I'm still alive, and there's nothing I want to do."
. . . and, of course, the e-mailman delivers all of my spam to zeitgeist_the_clown (at-symbol) yahoo (the infamous "dot") com.
Yes, it took me two comments to play your game. I'm slow today.
My favorite song is "Passion's Killing Floor" by His Infernal Majesty.
"My heart's a graveyard, baby/and to evil we make love/on our passions' killing floor/In my arms you won't sleep safely/and at dusk we are reborn..."
my email:
feueraugen(at)herzeleid(dot)net
I like a lot of songs. One that ends up quoted in my signatures is Puddle Dive, by Ani di Franco. "If you're gonna do it, overdo it, that's how you know you're alive. Go ahead and take yourself a coma nap, babe, take a puddle dive."
adakerman (at) gmail (dot) com
"Spiritual Cramp" by Christian Death (Rozz Williams)
"I could die a thousand times but I'll always be here..."
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