Review: Sweet chocolate

From the MyPleasure website:

"When you're craving something rich and sweet, this is the love toy you should turn to.

"Made of flexible vinyl, Sweet Chocolate is modeled after the popular Cliterrific design but comes in a deep, mahogany shade for those desiring a richer coloring. With a realistic tip and veins on the shaft and a gentle curve for internal stimulation, she'll be satisfied before she ever reaches the base. But once she does she'll be swept away by the feeling of the raised clitoral nubs designed to stimulate her most sensitive spot while the electric vibrations race all through her."

I gave it a quick trial run Sunday night. I had been listening to music and handling the toy when I got the urge to lick and suck on it. I washed it with some warm water and antibacterial soap and thoroughly dried it. Being made of vinyl, it’s a very smooth toy and felt great in my mouth so I decided to see what it felt like inside of me. I lubed it up with saliva and it slid in easily. At just under 2 inches thick, Sweet Chocolate is a filling and satisfying toy. It didn’t take me long to get wet (which is typical) and it didn’t take me long to come. I can come rather quickly, but this seemed fast even for me. I thought that perhaps it had to do with the fact that it had been a while since I had come, but when I went for a second orgasm, it hit me almost immediately. Ditto for the third and fourth. It moves very smoothly in and out, and I could feel the ridges around the head and the veins really well, especially the ridge on the frenulum side. The head is slightly curved for perfect g-spot stimulation.

One of the reviewers on MyPleasure said it smells like chocolate, but I don’t know where she got that idea. It smells like vinyl smells. It’s not as stinky as some materials like rubber can be and I appreciate that. It made licking and sucking my own juices off of it a tastier affair. I actually tasted myself and not a nasty rubber/come mixture. This vibrator is so light that at first I thought it was hollow, but upon further squeezing action I think it’s filled with some kind of light spongy material.

(And now for today’s findings.)

For those of you concerned with noise, it’s not a very loud vibe. Someone next to you in bed would probably hear it at top speed, but not someone in the next room, even with thin walls like the ones in my house. The speeds vary from subtle (low) to pretty powerful (high). There’s a speed for everyone. The battery compartment cap/speed adjuster twists shut very snugly, so it shouldn’t twist off while you’re thrusting away. It’s easy to adjust the speed; just turn the red part clockwise or counter-clockwise.

The vibrations are very nice. I could feel the vibrations from the very tip to the bottom while holding it in my hand. Once applied to my clit it was instant, intense pleasure. I happily fucked myself with the toy at top speed (I’m not a subtle vibes girl), marveling at how good it felt. This toy made me think I need more vibrating toys. At one point I decided to try the varying speeds while the toy was deeply inside me. Even the most subtle speed could be felt and the top speed can be quite numbing. A rather interesting sensation is feeling the vibes in my anus through my vaginal walls. It’s also quite sweet against that first inch or so inside the canal. The g-spot stimulation was even more intense with the top speed and I came three times.

One complaint: The little clit nubs. They didn’t quite reach my clit so it’s somewhat disappointing. But my fingers work just fine and they are my preferred method of clit stimulation, so I used them instead. Oh, and a heads-up: The length is listed as 8 ½ inches, but only about 5 are insertable.

Sweet Chocolate requires 2 AA batteries which are not included, but you have the option to buy a pair. However, I highly recommend using rechargeables. One of the reviewers is of the impression that rechargeables make for more powerful vibrations than regular batteries, but I can’t say because I’ve only ever used rechargeables. Remember: Always remove the batteries before cleaning

So, to conclude, Sweet Chocolate is powerful; thick but not too thick; lacks an obnoxious smell/taste; is curved for perfect g-spot stimulation; and a good buy at $19.95. Buy now and you’ll get it for $17.95. You’ll also get a free pocket rocket for as long as supplies last. I got a light blue one I’ve yet to try.

You get a $5 coupon with every order at MyPleasure which I find quite handy, and is one of the reasons I shop there. It comes in handy because shipping for orders up to $25 is $6.95. With the coupon I paid only $1.95. I can certainly live with that.

I would give it 5 out of 5 moans, but since the nubs are a selling point and I didn’t care for them, I’ll knock it down to 4 moans.