And now for the women...

Kate Winslet – Fantastic actress and so very pretty and unassuming. I fall for her over and over again with each role. She pulled off those wild hair colors in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind so beautifully.

Angelina Jolie – Yeah, okay, she’s an obvious, overdone choice. I don’t care. I will say one thing—she’s a little too skinny for me, but I’d do her anyway. And is it just me or does she have exceedingly long arms? Besides the looks and body, I admire and respect her a lot. There are not a lot of celebrities I can say that about (her lover Brad Pitt being another one). She and Pitt make a fantastic couple, and they are the only couple whom I'm completely okay with having a large and ever-expanding brood of kids.

Cate Blanchett – She is my favorite actress and I dig her sometimes androgynous look. Androgynous women were a huge influence on me as a young girl, namely Annie Lennox and Grace Jones, which probably explains a lot about me. Cate played the title role in one of my favorite movies of all time: Elizabeth.

Jodie Foster – I’ve always had a crush on her. She’s extremely smart and a talented actress/director. I just love her look. Those eyes…. *sigh*

Yellow Thunder Woman, one half of The Bastard Fairies – First off, yes, that's her real name. It's the English translation of her Indian name. She’s very intelligent, funny and incredibly sexy. The Bastard Fairies are a favorite band of mine. They’ve got a lot to say and I like how they say it.

Amy Brenneman – I like her look, specifically her smile. She’s one of those women that’s pretty in a womanly sense and not in a celebrity one, if that makes sense. Ah, accessible, that’s the word I’m looking for. Her beauty is more accessible.

Sarah Silverman – She’s hot AND hilarious. ‘Nuff said.

Jenny McCarthy - Another funny chick; she’s also my favorite Playboy Playmate. She's also dating one of the men on my other list, Jim Carrey.

Lacey Chabert – Fuck, she grew up to be so damn hot. I never watched Party of Five, but I remember seeing her when she was a cute little girl. I know that sounds wrong, but hey, I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous! Yes, I totally stole that saying, but I can't remember where it originated.

Kat Von D - Only if I could gag her. She's a great inker and is hot as hell, but often when she opens her mouth she says really stupid things. At least she used to before I stopped watching her show.

Sarah Chalke - I didn't like her on Roseanne, but she won me over as Eliot on Scrubs and then as Ted's one-time love interest on How I Met Your Mother. Yet another sexy and funny chick.

Rachel Maddow - I think we all know why she's on this list.

Tilda Swinton - Another androgynous woman that I find intriguing. She has a platonic live-in relationship with the father of her twins, while she travels with her partner whom she's been with since 2004, and they have the blessing of her platonic partner. Does that count as polyamory? She's a brilliant actress (Michael Clayton anyone?), and while she's mostly ignored as a sex symbol because of her unusual looks, I think she'd be a great fuck.

Katie Holmes - I had never watched Dawson's Creek, but I saw plenty of pictures of her back then and always thought she was cute. Now, she's blossomed into a beautiful woman and a promising actress. Her look just screams elegant and mature... usually.